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crawleycarpetcleaning.com

Posted 01 October 2006

Rank: Horsham Forum Junior

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Last Login: 01 September 2007
Posts: 18, Visits: 83

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL AGES WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will only accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics include: -

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
Practical session

DISHES & CUTLERY: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY THEMSELVES TO KITCHEN SINK/DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming: Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER & YOUR PARTNER
Outline class and role-playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation techniques, meditation and breathing exercises

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your diary or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO COPE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselling sessions

Crawley Carpet Cleaning Carpet Cleaning Crawley

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Indigo Brasserie

Posted 23 February 2007

Rank: Horsham Forum Junior

Group: Forum Members
Last Login: 23 February 2007
Posts: 16, Visits: 36

Excellent research Guys!!! These classes for men only, really sums it all up. w00t

Do you guys fit carpets or observe men in their homes? Keep up the good work and let everyone know, how silly "some" men can be...have a laugh!!!

IndiGo Brasserie

3 Denne Road

Horsham

O1403 273171

Your first Indian with a twist

IndiGo Brasserie On Visit Horsham

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