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Posted 20 September 2007


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I am confuzed

 

Kleeneze man has offered to take me on the road to eazy riches.

 

I want to find out more about this road so I try to ask his friends.

 

I find out that he has no friends left.

 

They got pizzed of with him becoz he try to force them down eazy riches road too.

 

I saw Kleeneze man has sticker on his car about the road to eazy riches.

 

He tell me this mean I can make lots of money and no longer have to work in Potassium mine.

 

I ask him if this is true why can he not afford nice BMW to drive on easy riches road. Instead he drive, as you English say, “clapped out old banger”

 

He has no answer to this.

 

One thing does make me happy.

 

Forum comrade Andy has found card with the number of Kleenze man on back of toilet door.

 

I have seen these cards before in your town of Brighton.

 

This means that Kleenze man will talk dirtely to me while on the road to eazy riches

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world!

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Posted 22 September 2007
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I will never put catalogues outside my front door. It is untidy and unsightly. Any business model that depends on this is pathetic. What about charging a storage fee for the safe custody and return of their lost property?
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Posted 22 September 2007


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I have just seen a great Kleeneze story in today’s Sun (22 Sept)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007440151,00.html

Unfortunately the online version doesn’t have the full text of the letter that was sent by the Kleenezes rep [to a customer who had binned the catalogues].


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Posted 09 November 2007


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I don't think the avon catologue will be chucked near my door again. Not unless they happen to be into dumpster diving ( could become the new estreme sport .
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