A bit of fun

crawleycarpetcleaning.com — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:10:58 GMT

Subject: FW: Rules from the lads!!!
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>Time for the Guys to hit back!
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>Lads, I've never read a truer e-mail in my life. Girls, read and learn!
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>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Rules
>from the male side.
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>These are our rules:-
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>(Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!)
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>1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to
>change that.
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>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
>down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
>about you leaving it down.
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>1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
>tides. Let it be.
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>1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that
>way.
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>1. Crying is blackmail.
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>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
>not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
>it!
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>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
>we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
>all comments become invalid after 7 days.
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>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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>1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways
>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
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>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials.
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>1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
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>1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach,
>for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
>idea what Mauve is.
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>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
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>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
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>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
>don't want to hear.
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>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
>REALLY.
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>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
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>1. You have enough clothes.
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>1. You have too many shoes.
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>1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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>Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
>tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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>Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
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>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!
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>(We know best)

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